H-hello, my name is Hornet Man. It's n-nice to meet you! Or rather, it's nice that you found my Tumblr. W-whichever one applies.
Oh, b-but I guess this is the part where I tell you a bit about myself, right? W-well, let's see, I was cr-created by Dr. Light with my sister and my six brothers. I was made to take care of the Monsteropolis flower park, so I specialize i-in botany, horticulture, entomology, and ecology. I can help with anything when it comes to gardens. A-and if it doesn't, I'll still try my best!
Oh, sorry if I seem nervous! I-I'm not, really. N-not very, that is. That's jus-st my voice modulator g-going off a-again. I d-do apologize.
Are you a very social or more antisocial kind of bot?
Oh, I’m not antisoc-cial, not at all! I really like my broth-thers and sisters, and it’s m-my job to talk to people at th-the gardens and tell th-them all about the plants and insects ther-re!
But… I suppose I sometimes I’m not the best at it. I think sometimes I choose th-the wrong way to word s-something, and s-sometimes when things get in a spin my vox unit malfunctions!
… well, more than usual, th-that is.
Say, Hornet Man? Do you stay away from stoves, ovens, and even grills?
W-well, uhm, ovens are okay. I’ve made bread and cake before. But oh no, I don’t really like cooking on grills or stoves. I’m-m not sure why, but for some reason they always make me kind of… calm? But not in th-the good way. How strange, m-maybe it’s the smell…?
Uhm, n-no, I haven’t. I mean, we h-have one at the gardens and it’s v-very beautiful, but… I’m not much of a good sw-wimmer, I don-n’t think. At least, I’m-m not programmed to b-be. And if your not programmed to d-do someth-thing, you don’t do it, so…
*nuzzles Hornet Man happily* Chrr~.
I still can’t b-believe that such a big dragon is s-so nice! … A-and doesn’t want to eat me. Hm, that reminds me, I-I’m not sure wh-what dragons like, but… would y-you like some of th-this lavender cake I made?
Great! Should we start with the local jewelry stores or the mines? Maybe we need safety equipments.
Well, I’ve only ev-ver seen very small g-gems in the stores. The mines would hav-ve much bigger ones, wouldn’t th-they? But, oh, yes! if we go down th-there, we must have safety equipm-ment! We’re n-not mining robots like Jewel is.
Hello t-there, Mr. Dragon, it’s-s nice to see you again! *still tentatively reaches out to offer a pet on the snoot* Is-s t-there somet-thing you wanted?
'Netty~! Wanna help me find some giant gems? Big Bro Jewelie still wants me to learn to carve and cleave them.
Giant gems-s? Sure! I’m not v-very experienced wit-th them, but I w-wouldn’t mind helping!
Big broth-ther’s that angry? Wait, why? What di-id you do?
Um…. W-well, I went over to Tengu Man’s house the other day to hang out with him. But when he insinuated that I couldn’t handle as much alcohol as he could… I took it as a challenge and we ended up having a drinking contest. The following day, Rock found out after eavesdropping on me and Bass and told Pops about it. Now I’m grounded for the rest of the week and I’ll probably have to take Pops or one of our brothers along to the weather institute when I have work. Doesn’t that stink? And, uh… Big Bro Jewelie also heard about it and he thinks I should be punished harshly, slaving away at his shop or the mines….
O-Oh dear, you did what?
Well, that was-sn’t a very good idea. I think I remember Ten-ngu Man drinks a lot, doesn’t he? But at least nothing very, ver-ry terrible happend, right? And a week’s n-not.. too, too bad, is it?
And you know Jewel, he’s-s a little bit dramatic sometimes. I think being grounded for a whole week is-s enough… a-as long as you promise you won-n’t do it again! S-something bad c-could happen next time you drink th-that much!
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